The Brattychick

Dexter : Waaah! Heidi: What happened? Dexter: I bit my tongue weeely hawd. Heidi: Awww. I hate that… ummm...do you want me to kiss your tongue? Dexter: No. Then it’d be all lippy.

"When you drop a piece of pasta on your shirt, you don't then stand up and stick your belly out so that the pasta falls on the floor."

Dexter had a playdate yesterday. After about two hours she complained that her 'leg ached' and I took her home. When I returned, Dexter said "Can I have another playdate, because my first playdate had to go home because her egg leaked."

"I have a really nice family"

I have a cold today. But it's only in one nostril. Weird. My left face is fine but my right face is all stuffy. It's been a very rough week for me, so I thought we could watch some TV, internet.

"Is there such thing as a wet sense of humor?"

Heidi: Woah. N has a kid? Weird. Cole : Who's N? Heidi: A friend of Daddy 's. Do you know what a stripper is? Cole: Oh! Heidi: So you know? Like someone that dances nakey? Cole: Yeah. Heidi: Ok, yeah so N was a stripper. Cole: And now she's a mom? Heidi: Well, yeah. But she's not a stripper anymore. Cole: strippermom. From Blogger Pictures