IM Hilarious: IM Not OK

Heidi: I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round

Jamie: Say you've got this friend, and she can't stand being on the planet. What good advice might you give her?

Heidi: What?
Are we talking about you
Jame?

Jamie: Doesn't matter. This is a hypothetical situation.

Heidi: Uh...therapy, friends hanging out of, outside, hobbies, journal, feeling good book
In that order
What's going on?

Jamie: K, got it, thx.

Heidi: What's going on cryptic

Jamie: I am a boy of mystery

Heidi: :-(
Spam is a mystery
is this H?

Jamie: No, another good friend of mine

Heidi: G?

Jamie: Hint: you've known her a loooong time.

Heidi: me?
huh?

Jamie: Yeah. Was fishing for a way for you to give yourself some advice without you knowing it.

Heidi: Oh
Ok

Jamie: Cuz you have to sneak up on that girl; she's dodgy.

Heidi: How do you catch a unique girl?

Jamie: Unique up on her and shoot her with a tranquilizer gun. Then you bring her home, strip her and tie her to the bed.