IM Hilarious: Commitment

Commitmentphobe: I'm freaking out some

Heidi: Why?

Commitmentphobe: Still seeing that guy. Getting feelings. It's hard.
It's hard to adjust to someone
And I'm so insecure

Heidi: Aw. It's the first and best hill of the roller coaster. Enjoy it

Commitmentphobe: I'm trying to do that and not just be sitting here afraid for the other shoe to drop
He hasn't done anything wrong, it feels mean to distrust him, you know? But people are dicks

Heidi: Yes. People are dicks and the other shoe will eventually drop. But hopefully the other shoe won't be a croc covered with dog shit. Maybe it'll just be like a penny loafer or something.