My name is Heidi. I am weird and live in the DC area. I am trying to be a good single momma and also maintain my edge. I am probably crazy.
I am a momma. A hip momma. Momma-llama-ding-dong. My first crushes were Dwight Yoakam, Hawkeye from M*A*S*H, Elvis Presley, and John Lennon.
I have a terrific memory. I totally remember you. YES I AM TALKING TO YOU.
I hate phony people, Fakey McSnobberson.
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