Be funny, be British, wear eyeliner....
Heidi: Russell Brand is my new crush.
Jamie: I had a feeling that would happen.
Heidi: How did you know?
Jamie: Because he's freaking Johnny Depp.
Heidi: I know! And he's always a pirate! With eyeliner! He's not quite as good as Johnny Depp though.
Jamie: I know but he's a knock off.
Heidi: Yeah. He's like the Giant brand macaroni & cheese. He's not the cheesiest, but he'll do in a pinch.
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