Me: I have the mean reds. I feel worthless and ugly and fat.
SB: You are loved.
Me: Thank you. Are you mad at me?
SB: No why?
Me: idk
SB: Did I do something to make you think so? Is it because my breath smells right now?
Me: No. it totally never smells even though you are in constant fear that it does
SB: No I can taste it right now. It's coffee and Garlic.
Gum is needed.
OMG! I want garlic flavored coffee. That would be delicious.
Me: Hmmmmmm
SB: So what's wrong?
Me: I'm not an underwear model or porn star
And I think it's probably time for plastic surgery
SB: No. It's cheaper and easier to throw up.
Just kidding.
Me: Nothing tastes as good as skinny :-)
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