Me: I'm not doing well. Are you feeling any better?
CF: Sorry to hear it! Whats wrong?
Me: I'm not an underwear model or porn star. And I think it's probably time for plastic surgery
CF: Oh no... Are you no longer the most beautiful girl in the neighborhood? Boys seem to like you.
Me: Lol. Probably i'm still that. I do really well with the immigrant set.
CF: Perhaps a move to costa rica is in order.
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