Mommy is a Little Freak?

Cole: You're a little freaky.

Jamie: It's true. Mommy is a little freaky.

Heidi: You love me though. Tell Cole a story of how you love me.

Jamie: There was this one time, where I saw this hot chick and I was like 'Hey bebe.'

Heidi: That's not true. That's not how it happened at all.

Cole: That is like the opposite of what happened.

Jamie: I was like 'Hey bebe. My heart, she pounds for you. I yearn for you. I yearn and yearn and yearn!'

Heidi: Stop saying yearn.

Cole: I urine in my urn.

Jamie: I yurrrrrinnne. I yearn so much my pants are all wet.