Practice Makes Perfect

David: Ian McKellen is gay?

Thomas: You didn't know this?

Heidi: I don't even know who that is.

Thomas: He's Gandalf and Magneto.

Heidi: [blink, blink]

Thomas: You don't know this?

David: Obviously not since I just said!

Thomas: He's the bad guy in X-Men and the wizard in Lord of the Rings.

Heidi: Wait, isn't he like 900 pounds, I mean 900 years old?

David: Yes.

Heidi: Do people allow you to be gay if you are 900 years old?

Thomas: Yeah, you're allowed to be but I don't know if you can practice.

Jamie: By that time you don't need any more practice.