IM Hilarious: Spit Take At My Own Joke

This is part of an IM conversation with my cousin.

Shawn: I am still laughing

Heidi: lol

Shawn: I slay me

Heidi: I actually did a spit take at my own joke the other night

It was funnier than I thought

and I took a swig of beer after I said it.

and then I spat the whole thing out cracking up

all over the bed and clothes and everything

Shawn: lol

what was the joke

Heidi: The TV said in the movie guy voice

"Criss Angel is on a 400 pound motorcycle"

and I said

"Criss Angel is 400 pounds of weirdo in a 90 pound body"

Shawn: LMOA

Heidi: and then the beer-valanche

hey

you just Laughed Your Off Ass

Shawn: my whole ass

!!!

Heidi: but notice you did not LMAO

you LMOA

Laugh My Off Ass

your ass is dyslexic

it offed prematurely

Shawn: It knew what it was doing the whole time

Heidi: lol

Shawn: It was I who was surprised

Heidi: I am blogging this conversation

Shawn: Please don't

Heidi: really?

it's really funny

Shawn: It is irreverent

Heidi: oh

not that part

Shawn: oh the ass part

OK