- What is something your mom always says to you?
- "This room is a mess."
- What makes your mom happy?
- The computer.
- What makes your mom sad?
- When Daddy falls asleep when you're talking to him. Which has happened one time. Like right now.
- How does your mom make you laugh?
- When she pinches my bosom.
- What was your mom like as a child?
- I dunno. Some little girl.
- How old is your mom?
- 30 something.
- How tall is your mom?
- I don't know, maybe 2 feet or something.
- What is her favorite thing to do?
- Smell people's feet and make a horrible noise.
- What does your mom do when you're not around?
- I don't know, I'm not around. Maybe sit and play Youda Sushi Chef until midnight and fall asleep and watch Eddie Izzard for the fiftieth time.
- If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
- For the biggest nostrils ever.
- What is your mom really good at?
- Facebook.
- What is your mom not very good at?
- Doing tongue twisters.
- What does your mom do for a job?
- Answer phones and watch monkeys.
- What is your mom's favorite food?
- Chickety China the Chinese chicken.
- What makes you proud of your mom?
- Her weird names like Brattychick. Who would ever think of 'Brattychick'?
- If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
- Dudley Do-Right. (me: Who's that?) Some freak.
- What do you and your mom do together?
- Play games.
- How are you and your mom the same?
- We're both very good at video games and we're addicted...and Daddy's not.
- How are you and your mom different?
- She has a gigantic eyebrows and I have smallgantic eyebrows that are not see-able. And that is a word I just made up.
- How do you know your mom loves you?
- When I was 5 or something and I sat on the table and broke her plates, she didn't throw me out the window.
- What does your mom like most about your dad?
- Everything he doesn't (like about himself) like his goatee.
- Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
- Applebees
Sunday, September 27, 2009
An Interview With Miles
at 6:46 PM
Labels: Conversations, housewifery, Jamie, love and marriage, Miles, Parenting, pieces of me
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